Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again... Banta: How? Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!
Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour. Banta: Tell me the bad news first!
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands. Banta: When you come in at night? Santa: No, when I want to go out!
Wife: सुनो जी, आपके Birthday के लिए इतने MAST कपड़े लिए हैं …. कि बस पुछो ही मत ..! Husband : Love u Janu , लाओ दिखाओ … Wife: हां, अभी पहन के आती हूं … Husband : :-O ?$%& …. !!!